Note that the ‘%’ prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the ‘$’ prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
% rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% \(- (-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter matter: cannot create